无奈续篇

st:
Hi Rxxxxx,

I'm so sorry that my access card dropped into toilet bowl just now... can HR re-issue a new card for me?

st:
Hi Su Thing,

May I know what happen to the old access card? Can you still use it?

Regards,
Axx

ss: ops
st: is that my sentence not correct?
sy: ops
sz: u send ur blog link to her
kc: maybe she tot is sink
kc: yaya
kc: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ss: ops
ss: yaya
st: #-o
sy: ops
kc: Falling into the toilet
kc: no need bowl
st: mayb shud use 'toilet hole'
sz: fell into the toilet when i went for pee
sy: fufufu~~~
kc: My card looking for freedom and want escape from me who is SM queen, it jump into the toilet bowl and be rescued by flush water
st: ok, i wil take note
sy: ops
sy: another version is
sy: my card looking for her/his lover inside the bowl
sy: so the flush h2o help my card to fulfill his/her will to reunite with his/her lover
sy: finally they reunite in the sea and live happily ever after
sy: -end-
st: wops
st: happy ending
sy: yaya
sy: kc is sad ending
sy: mine is happy ending
sz: wow
st: ss ar ss
ss: st ar st
st: no politic version for my access card?
st: waiting for hamsap version oso
ss: ops
ss: donno write
ss: wakaka
sz: oops
sy: ss: coz my card not agree with my party's idea
sz: wow
sz: not bad
ss: ops
sy: ss: so my card decided to jump to bowl party
ss: nono
ss: cos my card think bowl too dirty
ss: tat y jump to bowl to clean it up

Ok啦，屎人头怪兽，你每天又扮鬼叫，又BUZZ我，为的就是这篇文章的xxx密码，给你啦！！

"shhhhhhhh......" （我在厕所wee wee啦）
"........." （搞定）
（stand up）
"doop!" （我的卡！）
"ops...." （我的惊叹声）
(look down.... think..... f or not.....) （拾得到吗？好像不能也....要不要flush啊？？还是向cleaner求救？Flush了就没得救了...）
(aih...) （我叹息...）
(give up.... f it) （我放弃了.....flush吧....）
(left) （离开厕所）

xxxxxx （回到office）

"hi xx, jz now in xxxxxx, my xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxx" （hi xx, jz now in toilet, my access card dropped into toilet bowl...）
"woops....."
"so how?"
"report to xx" (report to HR, see whether they can re-issue a new card for u or not)
"okok....thanks"
"Np"

为何我的access card那么想不开要去投河自尽，我实在想不透。。。。。厕所塞了，请别来找我，我不想被罚浸泥塘.... (T.T)